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How to be a real Nigerian man 

How to be a real Nigerian man 

My friend John is a real man. The other day, he slapped Funke his wife for daring to put too much salt in his porridge. Can’t blame him, like why would she even make such a silly mistake and claim she was tired after a long day at work? Was she not the one who complained that she would rather work when John told her to stay home and be a full-time housewife? Now this?

I always said it, women should not be sent to school to study because it seems when they go ehn, their eyes will just open vaaam and they will be doing anyhow. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by on November 2, 2017 in RANDOM THOUGHTS

 

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NO BAE ALLOWANCE? WE WON’T TAKE IT!

About Aidee
Aidee spends her day making money and her evenings reading every thing readable (well-written or not) but most nights when the witches gather inside their tree houses, she lets creepy thoughts flood her mind. Thoughts like whether to trade places with a rich Yankee kid or just rob a bank or find an oyibo to marry. Join politics maybe? Find a bae?
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It is that bad, you see, because this country just throws puzzles at us and it seems like the children won’t be allowed to be the leaders of tomorrow. I won’t blame anyone though.
Right now, Obiora the boutique man has carried his small Ghana-must-go of naira and found his way to China. Business will move from there. Maka, how can one explain the fall of the naira affecting everything? EVERYTHING!

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Posted by on February 26, 2016 in RANDOM THOUGHTS

 

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RANT- ON STUPIDITY AND WINNING ARGUMENTS

I have a lot to say concerning intelligence and incorporating our intelligence into our arguments. One of the lessons I learnt to accept last year was that there are people who have it better than me as regards intelligence, brilliance, wealth and every other thing imaginable, just as there are many people I have it a lot better than.

Also, the best way to make anything good of oneself is to associate more with people who are intellectually challenging. A relationship with friends who have it better, will definitely challenge one’s thinking capacity. You wouldn’t want to be left out so you try to keep pace. We all want to win.

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Posted by on February 11, 2016 in EDUCATION

 

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RELEASED FROM DRAFT. UNFINISHED.

I wrote this back in NYSC orientation camp. I was on kitchen duty and watched silently as some young corps members grumbled about being bullied by some old ladies. Then I wrote. It’s incomplete, I couldn’t finish it because…I don’t know why. Perhaps because it was now time to eat. I just found it in my draft and am publishing it unfinished because life’s too short to wait till I get the time to finish it. It’s a few weeks to the end of youth service. Why not release the post?:? Oya read and be blessed. 😁
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Posted by on January 29, 2016 in RANDOM THOUGHTS

 

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SHOULD WE ALL BE NUDISTS?

SHOULD WE ALL BE NUDISTS?

Given the options of wearing clothes and going naked, which would you choose? Did you grow up in a home where your folks especially dad rarely wore clothes? Do you even like doing laundry? Do you equate wearing clothes to being put in a straitjacket? If any of your answers show you prefer your birthsuit, then my ultimate question is this: do you live in Nigeria? Yes? Then how do you do it? Have you ever walked outside your house naked? Nude? Just for the fun of it? Yes? Did anyone see you or did you sneak like a rat? What’s the first thing you do when you return home from an outing? Drop your bag and walk to the fridge to get a snack? Hurriedly take off your clothes and smile triumphantly?

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Posted by on January 8, 2016 in RANDOM THOUGHTS

 

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