My friend John is a real man. The other day, he slapped Funke his wife for daring to put too much salt in his porridge. Can't blame him, like why would she even make such a silly mistake and claim she was tired after a long day at work? Was she not the one who … Continue reading How to be a real Nigerian man
About Aidee Aidee spends her day making money and her evenings reading every thing readable (well-written or not) but most nights when the witches gather inside their tree houses, she lets creepy thoughts flood her mind. Thoughts like whether to trade places with a rich Yankee kid or just rob a bank or find an … Continue reading NO BAE ALLOWANCE? WE WON’T TAKE IT!
I have a lot to say concerning intelligence and incorporating our intelligence into our arguments. One of the lessons I learnt to accept last year was that there are people who have it better than me as regards intelligence, brilliance, wealth and every other thing imaginable, just as there are many people I have it … Continue reading RANT- ON STUPIDITY AND WINNING ARGUMENTS
I wrote this back in NYSC orientation camp. I was on kitchen duty and watched silently as some young corps members grumbled about being bullied by some old ladies. Then I wrote. It's incomplete, I couldn't finish it because...I don't know why. Perhaps because it was now time to eat. I just found it in … Continue reading RELEASED FROM DRAFT. UNFINISHED.
Given the options of wearing clothes and going naked, which would you choose? Did you grow up in a home where your folks especially dad rarely wore clothes? Do you even like doing laundry? Do you equate wearing clothes to being put in a straitjacket? If any of your answers show you prefer your birthsuit, … Continue reading SHOULD WE ALL BE NUDISTS?